He Moves In Mysterious Ways

Today’s diaper incident involves changing a poopy diaper with missing poo. Skids on his body, skids on the diaper, skids on his shorts. The evidence is all present and points directly to poop. But there is a missing suspect in this mystery. Um… I’ve played this game with him before, and I don’t like it.

If he could talk, the conversation would go something like this:

Him: Hey Mom…Let’s play a game called, “Guess What?”

Me: Ok! Tell me about the game.

Him: It’s called “Guess What?” And you have to guess what I did with my poop.

Me: Ok…Do I get any clues?

Him: See ya later!

Thanks bro. Thanks. I appreciate the game, but I’m really not a fan of mysteries. {{{Sigh}}}

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